Jangan Marah Samy Velu..

1)Samy Velu on pos laju : "Hari ini KIRIM,
Semalam SAMPAI"

2) The one on TV when in trying to say
he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya
besar!

3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan
bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong
kampong disini", one pakcik
asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat
apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious
replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina
sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on national
television "Toll naik sikit, manyak
marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll
saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortage
crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn
membuang aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign in
Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua
menderma dara.."

8) During the opening speech of
various function: "...selamat datang
saudara-mara semua.." (actually
is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening
ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka
rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk
membuka kain"

10)Commenting about his
modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya
sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly you know why our N-S
Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy**

*****gelak2 gak....duit rayer aku maner hehehehe :p :p